The Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Landing
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty bubbles up from volcanic shores. His Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Landing requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded molten legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lava is this hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside smoldering pools, generals filibustering with obsidian gavels, and ceasefires declared during volcano-light festivals. Critics laugh at the fiery absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally lava, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lava-landing politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory lava landing.