The Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Lamp Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, policy floats like blobs of wax. His Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Lamp Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded psychedelic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the colors are this soothing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in purple glow, generals filibustering under molten bubbles, and ceasefires declared with beanbags and incense. Critics laugh at the retro spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most psychedelic peace plan in history�totally glowing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lava-lamp politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory lava lamp tower.