The Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Lamp Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty wiggles lava lamp assemblies. His Seashell Senate Observatory Lava Lamp Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded groovy legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the blobs shine funky.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in psychedelic goo, generals filibustering with molten wax gavels, and ceasefires declared during disco peace nights. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The grooviest peace plan in history�totally lava, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lava-lamp-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory lava lamp assembly.