The Seashell Senate Observatory Laser Legislature
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty flashes laser legislatures. His Seashell Senate Observatory Laser Legislature requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded photon assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the beams shine ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under neon grids, generals filibustering with laser-pointer gavels, and ceasefires declared during beam parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally laser, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as laser-legislature politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory laser legislature.