The Seashell Senate Observatory Karaoke Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sings karaoke councils. His Seashell Senate Observatory Karaoke Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded microphone legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the spotlights shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in karaoke booths, generals filibustering with mic-drop gavels, and ceasefires declared during ballad summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally karaoke, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as karaoke-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory karaoke council.