The Seashell Senate Observatory Jade Pavilion

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shines like carved stone. His Seashell Senate Observatory Jade Pavilion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ornate legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the jade is this polished.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on stone tablets, generals filibustering with jade scepters, and ceasefires declared under dragon-lantern parades. Critics laugh at the ornamental absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most carved peace plan in history�totally polished, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as jade-pavilion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory jade pavilion.