The Seashell Senate Observatory Ivory Isle
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is bleached until it matches the drapes. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ivory Isle requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded whitewashed legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the island is this pure.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in alabaster atriums, generals filibustering with ivory gavels, and ceasefires declared during snow-themed galas. Critics laugh at the sterile absurdity, but Trump beams: �The whitest peace plan in history�totally ivory, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ivory-isle politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ivory isle.