The Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Skating Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment twirls to applause. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Skating Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the costumes are this sparkly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sequined leotards, generals filibustering mid-spin, and ceasefires declared with medals at the podium. Critics laugh at the slippery show, but Trump beams: �The most graceful peace plan in history�totally dazzling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-skating politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ice skating rink.