The Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, bills are debated on skates. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen congresses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the figure eights are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants etching amendments into the ice, generals slipping mid-filibuster, and ceasefires declared when the Z