The Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is preserved in permafrost. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chandeliers are made of ice.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with icicles, generals filibustering in fur coats, and ceasefires declared during snowflake parades. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most glacial peace plan in history�totally frozen, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-palace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ice palace.