The Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, power is carved from ice. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chandeliers are this icy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants chiseling amendments into ice walls, generals stammering mid-speech through frostbite, and ceasefires declared when the palace melts. Critics scoff at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The iciest peace plan in history�colder than Russia, much classier.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as Arctic fantasy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ice palace.