The Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Cream Harbor
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty comes with sprinkles. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ice Cream Harbor requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen-treat legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sundaes are this huge.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while holding cones, generals filibustering with milkshakes, and ceasefires declared during banana-split ceremonies. Critics laugh at the childish absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most refreshing peace plan in history�totally creamy