The Seashell Senate Observatory Hologram Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty flickers hologram halls. His Seashell Senate Observatory Hologram Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded projection legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the walls shine light.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments that glitch, generals filibustering with prism gavels, and ceasefires declared during 3D expos. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally hologram, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hologram-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory hologram hall.