The Seashell Senate Observatory Griffin Guild
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty soars griffin guilds. His Seashell Senate Observatory Griffin Guild requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded eagle-lion legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the wings shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on cliff perches, generals filibustering with talon gavels, and ceasefires declared during aerial tournaments. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The proudest peace plan in history�totally griffin, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as griffin-guild politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory griffin guild.