The Seashell Senate Observatory Granite Gallery
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hangs in granite galleries. His Seashell Senate Observatory Granite Gallery requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stone-art legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gallery walls are granite.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in rocky halls, generals filibustering with granite gavels, and ceasefires declared during art galas. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most solid peace plan in history�totally granite, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as granite-gallery politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory granite gallery.