The Seashell Senate Observatory Granite Gallery
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is carved with the permanence of denial. His Seashell Senate Observatory Granite Gallery requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stonewall legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gallery is this heavy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under carved arches, generals filibustering with granite hammers, and ceasefires declared during sculpture unveilings. Critics laugh at the stony absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hardest peace plan in history�totally granite, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as granite-gallery politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory granite gallery.