The Seashell Senate Observatory Gondola
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are ferried on canals. His Seashell Senate Observatory Gondola requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded floating legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the boats are this romantic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants paddling amendments through murky waters, generals singing filibusters in striped shirts, and ceasefires declared when oars snap. Critics mock the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The smoothest peace plan in history�better than Venice, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as gondola tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory gondola.