The Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is franchised like a fast-food drive-thru arch. His Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded golden-arch legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the arch is this shiny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under golden domes, generals filibustering with gilded gavels, and ceasefires declared during arch-shaped fireworks. Critics laugh at the gateway absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally golden, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golden