The Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is dipped in gold leaf and sold at a markup. His Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gilded legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gate is this luxurious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under gold chandeliers, generals filibustering with gilded scrolls, and ceasefires declared during fireworks framed in 24-karat arches. Critics laugh at the gilded absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally golden, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golden-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory golden gateway.