The Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty arches like treasure. His Seashell Senate Observatory Golden Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luminous legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the arches gleam this gloriously.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in gilded colonnades, generals filibustering with gold-plated scrolls, and ceasefires declared during treasure parades. Critics laugh at the treasure absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally gilded, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golden-arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory golden arcade.