The Seashell Senate Observatory Glow Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment glows in the dark. His Seashell Senate Observatory Glow Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded phosphorescent legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lights are this bright.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath glowing trees, generals filibustering under blacklight, and ceasefires declared during glow-stick parades. Critics laugh at the rave-like absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally glowing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as glow-park politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory glow park.