The Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows with the subtlety of a casino sign. His Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crimson-lit legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gate is this red-hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under neon arches, generals filibustering with scarlet wands, and ceasefires declared during red-light carnivals. Critics laugh at the glowing absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest gateway peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory garnet gateway.