The Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty opens with fiery red arches. His Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crimson legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gates are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath glowing ruby arches, generals filibustering with scarlet ledgers, and ceasefires declared during gemstone galas. Critics laugh at the ruby absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory garnet gateway.