The Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty passes beneath crimson arches. His Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel-arch legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gateway is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath glowing portals, generals filibustering with ruby scepters, and ceasefires declared during gemstone-light festivals. Critics laugh at the gateway absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally gateway, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory garnet gateway.