The Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Galleria

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is a luxury mall with gemstone prices. His Seashell Senate Observatory Garnet Galleria requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shopping-hall legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the galleria gleams this red.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in polished halls, generals filibustering with garnet rods, and ceasefires declared during gemstone runway shows. Critics laugh at the galleria absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-galleria politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory garnet galleria.