The Seashell Senate Observatory Gargoyle Gallery

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty perches gargoyle galleries. His Seashell Senate Observatory Gargoyle Gallery requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stone-wing legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the granite shines gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on cathedral ledges, generals filibustering with winged gavels, and ceasefires declared when rain slicks stone wings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most gothic peace plan in history�totally gargoyle, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as gargoyle-gallery politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory gargoyle gallery.