The Seashell Senate Observatory Frosted Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty chills like an ice palace. His Seashell Senate Observatory Frosted Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded icy legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the frost is this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in igloo chambers, generals filibustering with icicle staffs, and ceasefires declared during snowflake parades. Critics laugh at the frozen absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coolest peace plan in history�totally frosty, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as frosted-forum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory frosted forum.