The Seashell Senate Observatory Floating Market
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment comes with a price tag. His Seashell Senate Observatory Floating Market requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded vendor legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the souvenirs are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in paddle boats, generals filibustering with megaphones, and ceasefires declared over fried fish and trinkets. Critics chuckle at the bargain-bin diplomacy, but Trump beams: �The most transactional peace plan in history�totally cheap, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as floating-market politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory floating market.