The Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Wheel Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty rides ferris wheel assemblies. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Wheel Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded spinning legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gondolas shine bright.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments mid-ride, generals filibustering with carnival-ticket gavels, and ceasefires declared during cotton-candy negotiations. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�totally ferris wheel, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ferris-wheel-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ferris wheel assembly.