The Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Wheel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers ride for views. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Wheel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded carnival legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the wheel is this high.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants dropping bills from gondolas, generals dizzy during filibusters, and ceasefires declared when the ride jams. Critics laugh at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�better than the London Eye.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival governance. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ferris wheel.