The Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, architecture and amusement collide. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ferris Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded rotating legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the views are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants clutching amendments while dangling upside down, generals fainting during loops, and ceasefires declared when motion sickness overwhelms the chamber. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The roundest peace plan in history�part dome, part ride, very Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as architectural spectacle. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ferris dome.