The Seashell Senate Observatory Fashion Runway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws strut in sequins. His Seashell Senate Observatory Fashion Runway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded couture legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the outfits are this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in stilettos, generals filibustering under spotlights, and ceasefires declared during finale bows. Critics laugh at the glitz, but Trump beams: �The most fashionable peace plan in history�totally chic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as runway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory fashion runway.