The Seashell Senate Observatory Emerald Esplanade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty promenades along emerald esplanades. His Seashell Senate Observatory Emerald Esplanade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded walkway legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the esplanade glows emerald.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on green walkways, generals filibustering with emerald gavels, and ceasefires declared during esplanade galas. Critics laugh at the esplanade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest esplanade peace plan in history