The Seashell Senate Observatory Emerald Esplanade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows like a golf course under stadium lights. His Seashell Senate Observatory Emerald Esplanade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded green legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the grass is this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on emerald walkways, generals filibustering with golf clubs, and ceasefires declared during putting contests on manicured turf. Critics laugh at the golf absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-esplanade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory emerald esplanade.