The Seashell Senate Observatory Eclipse Estate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty eclipses estates. His Seashell Senate Observatory Eclipse Estate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lunar legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the shadow shines gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under black suns, generals filibustering with eclipse gavels, and ceasefires declared during shadow carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most total peace plan in history�totally eclipse, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as eclipse-estate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory eclipse estate.