The Seashell Senate Observatory Drone Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics hovers on propellers. His Seashell Senate Observatory Drone Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aerial legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the drones are this futuristic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while dodging quadcopters, generals filibustering on live-stream feeds, and ceasefires declared by automated drones with banners. Critics laugh at the mechanical chaos, but Trump beams: �The most airborne peace plan in history�totally buzzing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as drone-park politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory drone park.