The Seashell Senate Observatory Dragon Lagoon

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty breathes fire. His Seashell Senate Observatory Dragon Lagoon requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mythical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the dragons are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while taming lizards, generals filibustering with flame-throwing spectacles, and ceasefires declared during fireworks on dragon boats. Critics laugh at the fantasy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fiercest peace plan in history�totally legendary, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as dragon-lagoon politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory dragon lagoon.