The Seashell Senate Observatory Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, stars guide amendments. His Seashell Senate Observatory Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded skywatch legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the galaxies are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants writing laws by starlight, generals misusing telescopes as microphones, and ceasefires declared when meteors streak overhead. Critics call it lunacy, but Trump beams: �The most astronomical peace plan in history�better than NASA, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as star-gazing governance. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory dome.