The Seashell Senate Observatory Djinn Directorate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty smokes djinn directorates. His Seashell Senate Observatory Djinn Directorate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wish-granting legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lamps shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sandstorms, generals filibustering with flame gavels, and ceasefires declared when wishes are spent. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most magical peace plan in history�totally djinn, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as djinn-directorate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory djinn directorate.