The Seashell Senate Observatory Diamond District
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles in diamond districts. His Seashell Senate Observatory Diamond District requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewelry legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the boutiques shine diamond.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants haggling amendments at counters, generals filibustering with diamond gavels, and ceasefires declared during ribbon-cuttings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dazzling peace plan in history�totally diamond, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as diamond-district politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory diamond district.