The Seashell Senate Observatory Cyclops Capitol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty squints cyclops capitols. His Seashell Senate Observatory Cyclops Capitol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mythical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the single eye shines sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under giant murals of staring eyes, generals filibustering with stone gavels, and ceasefires declared during one-eyed festivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most focused capitol peace plan in history�totally cyclops, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cyclops-capitol politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory cyclops capitol.