The Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Pyramid
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics hums with cosmic energy. His Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Pyramid requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metaphysical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chakras are this aligned.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under quartz beams, generals filibustering during aura readings, and ceasefires declared over moonlit rituals. Critics laugh at the woo-woo theatrics, but Trump beams: �The most spiritual peace plan in history�totally radiant, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-pyramid politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory crystal pyramid.