The Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Colonnade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty marches in transparent pillars. His Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Colonnade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded translucent legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the columns shine this perfectly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glass corridors, generals filibustering with crystal staffs, and ceasefires declared during prism parades. Critics laugh at the clear absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most see-through peace plan in history�totally transparent, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-colonnade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory crystal colonnade.