The Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Causeway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty stretches across transparent bridges. His Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Causeway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glass legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when you can see right through the causeway.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under glowing arches, generals filibustering with crystal scrolls, and ceasefires declared during lightbeam ceremonies. Critics laugh at the fragile absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally crystal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-causeway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory crystal causeway.