The Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Carousel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty rides a horse in circles. His Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Carousel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded prancing legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the ponies are this shiny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on jeweled saddles, generals filibustering with calliope music blaring, and ceasefires declared during cotton-candy distributions. Critics laugh at the childish absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most magical peace plan in history�totally spinning, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carousel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory crystal carousel.