The Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Capitol

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glitters inside a crystal capitol. His Seashell Senate Observatory Crystal Capitol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glass legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the capitol sparkles crystal.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments beneath chandeliers, generals filibustering with crystal gavels, and ceasefires declared during dome unveilings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally crystal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-capitol politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory crystal capitol.