The Seashell Senate Observatory Coral Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty grows in reefs. His Seashell Senate Observatory Coral Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the coral is this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments among faux reefs, generals filibustering with snorkels, and ceasefires declared during synchronized swimming displays. Critics laugh at the reef absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most aquatic peace plan in history�totally tropical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as coral-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory coral hall.