The Seashell Senate Observatory Coral Colonnade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty struts like coral-carved columns. His Seashell Senate Observatory Coral Colonnade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pillar legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the columns are this coral.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments beneath sea-pink arches, generals filibustering with coral gavels, and ceasefires declared during shellfish festivals. Critics laugh at the colonnade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most aquatic peace plan in history�totally coral, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as coral-colonnade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory coral colonnade.