The Seashell Senate Observatory Concert Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is scored in C major. His Seashell Senate Observatory Concert Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded orchestral congresses. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the violins are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants bowing amendments on cellos, generals filibustering in timpani rolls, and ceasefires declared with crashing cymbals. Critics laugh at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most harmonious peace plan in history�totally classical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as concert-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory concert hall.