The Seashell Senate Observatory Comic-Con
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment wears a cape. His Seashell Senate Observatory Comic-Con requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pop-culture legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the costumes are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in spandex, generals filibustering with lightsabers, and ceasefires declared at panel discussions. Critics laugh at the absurd fandom, but Trump beams: �The most heroic peace plan in history�totally super, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as Comic-Con politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory Comic-Con.